“My book club only reads wine labels.”
(via BookRiot)
Bachelor #4: You look beautiful and you sound interesting, let’s go on one date.
Marla: how about 27 dates
B4: Excellent idea. Let’s go on the first of 27 dates!
Marla: who whoa u are gettin too serious too fast
B4: Ok. Ok. So tell me about yourself.
Marla: im just a gurl standin in front of a microwave waitin for my hot pocket to be done
B4: Excellent, you seem quite interesting and intriguing, what’s the story, you must have like 8 boyfriends.
Marla: how about 27 dates
B4: Excellent idea. Let’s go on the first of 27 dates!
Marla: who whoa u are gettin too serious too fast
B4: Ok. Ok. So tell me about yourself.
Marla: im just a gurl standin in front of a microwave waitin for my hot pocket to be done
B4: Excellent, you seem quite interesting and intriguing, what’s the story, you must have like 8 boyfriends.
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